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Peter Pan Minus The Tights
feed the fish. now.
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(via making--out)
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My dad has 84 pairs of socks
why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has
I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family
How did he keep 84 pairs of socks? I never have complete pairs. I have 7 socks. They either run off when I’m not looking or get eaten by the washing machine.
(Source: rupindah, via -story-of-my-life-)
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tom cruise bumps his knee
tom bruise
tom cruise eats his lunch
tom chews
tom cruise takes a nap
tom snooze
Tom cruise drinks a beer.
Tom booze.
Tom Cruise plays a game
Tom lose
(via just-unfamous)
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
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